It's disgusting but true. When you've got your PA speakers cranked up to a deafening level, you fart all night long and people 10 feet away from you can't hear you. They can smell it sometimes, but no one ever thinks it's the musician!
 
It's a wonderful phenomenon. Especially if you've just started taking vegetable pill supplements. I think they were called, Juice in a Pill (or something like that) - ground up veggies in a tablet. Healthy, yes. Gasterointestinally friendly? Not for me! They tore me up, and I was dropping some of the nastiest bombs ever delivered. It was funny to watch people's faces. They could never hear the toots, but nasally burning odor from these tablets would waft through the crowd. Noses would curl, and people would start to point fingers at each other.
 
Of course, it's never the musician.
 
If you have bandmates, however, now that's a different issue. Again, there's no audio, but the odor causes your bassist to look at the drummer, the drummer to look at the keyboardist, and the keyboardist to remind all of them that I've starting taking these veggie supplements.

Here's something fun. If you're upset at one of your fellow band mates, walk closely to him on stage as if you're doing some cool rock star move, and blast him. It's a nice way to get even with someone! 

Story by: ListenersGeneration.com

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