What Happens When a Passed out Drunk Sneezes

I was playing a gig at this dive bar in Cincinnati. There were about 10 people in the place and none were listening to me. Especially this one man, who would soon cause me to laugh so hard over the mic that I almost peed in my tip jar.

This old guy was passed out drunk, sitting upright in his chair. He sneezed. He did not wake up. About  9 good inches of snot came out of his left nostril, and just hung there for about 10 minutes. He was still sitting there passed out. It was almost the most disgusting thing I've ever seen while playing. Actually, I take that back. It very well may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever seen during a gig. If I think of something else, I'll let you know.

Story by: ListenersGeneration.com

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