The "Christmas Party"So my band is hired for a private party. I happened to be talking to my mom about it, because she knew the people throwing the party. She just smiled and said, "It'll be fun." So, we get to this house, which is basically a mansion. Maybe 15 bedrooms, I don't know. The food spread was unbelievable. There was some of the finest shrimp, wine, cheese, salmon, desserts and booze that I've ever seen all in one room. I'm having a blast. Our trio sets up and two of the bandmates girlfriends are sitting quietly off to the side. We play about 45 minutes, when we're asked if Santa can use the mic. Sure, this ought to be good. So a guy in a full-on Santa Costume comes out and sits in a chair, and we give him the mic. He's got presents. The first one he says, over the PA, is for Sally. "Sally, come sit on my lap," Santa says. So, Sally does what Santa says and sits on his lap. He gives her an unwrapped gift from his bag. It's a giant dildo. Holy crap, it gets better. Many more naughty gifts were passed out, then finally Santa was done. The band began to play again, the liquor was flowing, married couples ages 30-55 were getting pretty hot and heavy on the dance floor, and our 25 year old girlfriends weren't sure what was happening. Another 40 minutes or so into the set, we noticed that the married couples who were practically having sex with each other on the dance floor, had now traded partners. Yes, it was official: We were at a swingers' party! The later it got, the more the booze flowed, and the crazier things got. Soon our girlfriends were being invited to join in. They refused, but enjoyed the fun. After we were done playing, the hostess of the evening went around to everyone at the party offering up any of the 15 or so rooms to "stay" in. We politely refused, ate some more free shrimp, and headed out. Talking to my mom later, she just laughed. She knew the whole time it was going to be a swingers' party. She just wanted us to find out for ourselves! Story by: ListenersGeneration.com Go back to the Bizarre Random Crap headlines.
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