Saying Obscenities Over the Microphone

It's an unfortunate fact at many gigs. Everyone's drinking, talking or dancing, but never listening to a word you say. All of your well-crafted lyrics about love, sorrow, and politics fall on deaf ears. I finally decided to poke fun at that fact by seeing how many times I could say obscenities without anyone noticing. My obscenity of choice (if you'd call it an obscenity) was the word "penis." I didn't just blurt it out, I kind of threw it in subtly to the rest of my typical canned jargon. I would say, "Thanks for coming out everyone. Remember to tip your servers and bartenders. Penis." Maybe one or two people caught on - usually the ones sitting closest to the speakers. But often, I could randomly say, "penis," a good 5 times a gig without hardly a soul noticing. Give it a try, it helps to pass the time.

Story by: ListenersGeneration.com

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