Jack Osbourne Has a Gun 

So I was playing a gig in Muncie, Indiana. That’s the same small town where they filmed the short-lived celeb-reality cop show, “Armed and Famous,” featuring Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy), Trish Stratus (Pro Wrestler), Eric Estrada (Chips), and LaToya Jackson (headband). Now I heard that many of the celebrities frequented this establishment. I was hoping for some star power. I was hoping that Jack Osbourne would tell Sharon I was the greatest, and that we could all hang out in Ozzy’s mansion and play Guitar Hero. 

Sure enough, halfway into the evening, none other than Jack Osbourne and Trish Stratus roll into the place in FULL ON COP UNIFORMS. Yes, they had guns and arresting power. After they finished eating, I stalked them. I went up and gave a business card to Jack and told him I needed a break. Shameless, I know. The longer you’re in the music business, the more you’ll see where I’m coming from. Unfortunately, I didn’t have any CD’s, but Jack’s on Myspace, so I hooked him up with my page.  Jack looked VERY young in person. Strange. He was skinny Jack, post-drugs and post-poofy hair. He was nice, but didn’t give me any money. I e-mailed him twice, and there was some begging in there, but he didn’t write me back. Subsequently, his show was canceled after only 4 episodes. Karma, Jack. Karma!  

Other stars I have given cards or CD’s to that didn’t write or call me back are G. Love, Wayne Brady, Don Ho, Jerod from Subway, One of the Lost cast members who shall remain nameless, because I think he has a restraining order against me (just kidding), Big Bird (yes, the real Carrol Spinney) and Dave Matthews. My friend actually stalked Dave at the gym in Cincinnati. That’s a good story, too. Read it here.

Story by: ListenersGeneration.com

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