I'm Just Looking for Some Tush

My band was playing a cover of, "Tush," by ZZ Top. As soon as we started playing it, a guy sitting at the bar turned around, and coincidentally had a full-on, squared off, Billy Gibbons ZZ Top beard. I started laughing so hard I think I peed a little.

The rest of the band started laughing hysterically. We were laughing fools, and there was nothing subtle about it. Problem was, there were only about 5 people in the bar, and he obviously knew we were laughing at him. Fortunately, he found the humor in it as well and didn't want to strangle me to death with his beard. I'm guessing he doesn't have an office job.

Story by: ListenersGeneration.com  

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